What's up!
Hello. If you are here you have made one or more of two assumptions. The first is that I am mentally challenged. The second is that you already know who I am. Both are correct.
But it is true, I love America. Not in the "yumejoshi" way, more in like the way people wanted to fuck Sans at the peak of Toby Fox's fame (without the fucking. Maybe a little bit). Maybe I shouldn't be on this site because my brain isn't deteriorating.* But hey, who's checking, anyhow?
*This is up for debate...This is a persona I'm putting up obviously, I'm more approachable than this. But I'm doing what people online do best (take advantage of anonymity). Here's a handy Q&A, you'll have to figure out the irony on your own.
Why are you attracted to a Hetalia character? What year am I in?
I'm surprised too. I don't know.
He's a country, isn't that sort of retarded?
If you look closely you can see he is human. You might also notice he is not real.
What's with the MAGA hat? That's kind of insensitive.
Just be grateful I didn't make a shrine for Germany.
Hetalia is cringe!
What pushed you to make this?
It started off as a one-off joke, really, but I realized a lot of the sites on here have potential they don't use. So, I felt like taking up a challenge.
It's also been, uh, a while since I've built a page. I kind of had to look up how to center images earlier today.
Are you actually an American patriot?
Fuck no.
Who are your favourite Hetalia characters?
Definitely America, he's really funny. I also like Switzerland, Hungary, Liechtenstein and China.
